It must be pretty damn hard to write a good fan theory, like the ones we spotlight here at Esquire. A good fan theory has to be believable, of course. But also a little bit batshit, somewhere between ...

A Mobius loop (double perf 16mm loop with a twist so it switches left and right with each revolution) in which you can easily see the flip. One of the ongoing "Blueballs Suite" series, starts with ...